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What's Poo Perfect?
Poo Perfect is the Psyllium Husk Fiber powder of your digestive dreams. No fillers, no fake flavours, no added sugars: just psyllium and real fruit powders. It's gentle and slow-acting, you won't poop your pants, but you will Poo Perfect.
New To Psyllium?
Psyllium husk fiber is the clean bootyhole secret the gays have been keeping from the str8s. Mix the powder with water, chug it quick, and poo perfectly. Some people hate the texture but they need to..
What is a perfect poo?
A smooth yet well-formed log that comes out of ya in a way that makes you say 'THAT came out of ME?'. A terrific turd that requires few wipes, leaving you feeling lighter, emptier (in a good way), and clean. Delightful dookies on a regular schedule, we're talkin' once, twice, even thrice a day. No more being bunged up, no more sloppy stools, just Perfect Poos.
Already A Psyllium Gurlie??
Perfect, you've found the right place. Replace your grandma's orange flavoured fiber BS with something healthier and better for you. Your bowels will thank you.
Get the Goods
Turn your sloppy stools into delightful daily dookies.
Wowee!
No Fillers, no added Sugars. Just Psyllium & Fruit Powders
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Canadian Brand
Three Flavours, Zero Bullsh*T
Leave the sugary sweet crap for your grandma's dying tastebuds, there's a new fiber in town.
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How we stack up
| Scroll left to right | Poo Perfect | Other Fiber Brands |
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| No Added Sugars | ||
| No Fake Flavours | ||
| No Fillers | ||
| Small Canadian Brand |
the magic of psyllium husk
Natural Soluble Fiber
It mixes with liquid and forms a gentle gel that helps your poops come out smooth and clean.
Gold Standard of Fiber
Safe to take daily and comes in both powder and whole husks
Plantago Ovata Seed Husk
The husks of the plantago ovata seed pulverized into a powder mostly grown in India. Folks there have been consuming psyllium (isabgol) for many, many, many years.
Relieves Constipation & Irregularity
Health Canada says a daily dose of psyllium can help you with regularity and lowering cholesterol
Versatile Uses
Mix with water, juice, oatmeal, baking, whatever! You're an adult and have free will.
You'll get used to the texture because it WORKS
We can do hard things. Especially for our health.